Funny birthday messages

If some of your friends or family member has birthday and you can not meet him (or her), send funny birthday messages.

Our coleltction of funny birthday messages includes many prepared wishes and all what you need is to rewrite it in SMS and send. That’s all and your firned will be happy of your original wishes. Just decide which ones you want to send.
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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
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So many candles…so little cake.
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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
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Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
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It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
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Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
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Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
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Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

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